i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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