Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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