i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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