Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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