I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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