my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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