Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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