....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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