HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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