Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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