it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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