I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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