Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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