I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
operation have a gay friend backfired
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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