haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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