dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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