If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
