Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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