can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
