You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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