when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
