Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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