have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
