Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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