She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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