Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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