she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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