Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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