You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
