I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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