he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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