Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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