Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I party with great urgency now.
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