They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
