That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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