So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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