In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We need to get me chipped asap
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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