so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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