it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
