Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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