But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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