is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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