okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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