if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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