I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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