when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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