windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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