just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
