i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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