fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize
