I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
